More Mirthful Musings: Another 100 One-Liners to Tickle Your Funny Bone ~ Jestful Tales

"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough, so I became a banker."

"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."

"I'm not lazy; I'm just on my energy-saving plan."

"I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something."

"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."

"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

"I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something."

"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough, so I became a banker."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

"I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough, so I became a banker."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it."

"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."

"I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something."

"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough, so I became a banker."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

"Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."

"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough, so I became a banker."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers."

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."