Quirk and Quotations: Navigating Life's Laughter and Lessons

 

21. "I'm not lazy; I'm in a constant state of energy conservation."
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23. "Behind every successful person, there is a substantial amount of coffee."
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25. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Again."
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27. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
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29. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
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31. "If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?"
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33. "I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right in a way you can't comprehend."
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35. "I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
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37. "Never trust a math teacher who's having too much fun – they're probably plotting something."
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39. "I don't need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."