The Werewolf's Midlife Crisis

 Approaching the ripe age of 40, Wolfgang the werewolf decided it was time to embrace his inner self – a graying, tired creature that just wanted a peaceful night's rest. As he howled at the moon, he mused, "Sometimes, the scariest transformation is not into a beast but into the realization that you're getting old. Maybe it's time to trade in the full moon for a cozy blanket and some hot cocoa."

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