Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says "moo!"
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase; you load up the car!
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Atch.Atch who?Bless you!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Butter.Butter who?Butter open up, or I'll start telling more jokes!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here for me!
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Justin.Justin who?Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes are bad, but I still laugh!
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it; it's pointless!
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Howard.Howard who?Howard you like to be wrapped in a warm blanket right now?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking!
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.